Please stop by and console him as the evil transsexuals bully him.
It just makes my heart ache to think that I am responsible for bullying this poor, defenseless lad. Our constant bullying (an article or two here and there) has caused him great distress. So much distress that he uses demeaning words such as stupid, hollow, boy, moron, prissy, transsexual bigot (not kidding), coward, communist, trivial minnows, angry tranny, feeble-minded, pathetic, sad sacks, ranting five year old, and dozens of others, which I guess is just his way of dealing with all the pain we have caused him. The stress this has caused him makes him actually think he doesn’t attack others and doesn’t use offensive words to describe us.
Please stop by and give this poor victim a nice warm hug. Be nice, now!